Okay, so I’m not that great at describing myself in the first place.

I don’t want to say I’m funny, because everyone says people who describe themselves as funny never are. I don’t want to say I’m smart, because I don’t want people to think I’m a know-it-all or use my intelligence to make others feel small.

So describing myself in an uncommon way? That’s kind of double-difficult.

I know music is not necessarily uncommon but you know what, it’s my favorite thing in the world so I’m choosing it.

This is what it looks like in my head. This is me.


I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous.

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track, yeah I’m on to a winner.

I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
And I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will all become clear?
‘Cause I’m being taking over by The Fear

Life’s about film stars and less about mothers
It’s all about fast cars and cussing each other
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic
And that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it’s not my fault it’s how I’m programmed to function

Forget about guns and forget ammunition
‘Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner

Axis of Ineptitude

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